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PHOTOS: When it’s summertime in Texas

Summers are different in Texas than in other states. The level of heat and humidity is richer, like a thick gravy on a chicken-fried steak. 

Click through to see some of our favorite things about the summer in Texas…

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PHOTOS: When it’s summertime in Texas

Summers are different in Texas than in other states. The level of heat and humidity is richer, like a thick gravy on a chicken-fried steak. 

Click through to see some of

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Photo: OJO Images/Getty Images

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Your attire gets skimpier 

If it is good enough for Willie in 1984, it is good enough for you. 

Your attire gets skimpier 

If it is good enough for Willie in 1984, it is good enough for you. 

Photo: Willie, Houston Chronicle

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You begin thinking twice about your career choices

Seriously, air-conditioning technicians make bank all year long but in the summer they really begin paying for their new boats and motorcycles. 

You begin thinking twice about your career choices

Seriously, air-conditioning technicians make bank all year long but in the summer they really begin paying for their new boats and motorcycles. 

Photo: Steve Gonzales, Staff

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Snow cones are the only suitable dessert

Or lunch, or dinner, or late-night snack for that matter. 

Snow cones are the only suitable dessert

Or lunch, or dinner, or late-night snack for that matter. 

Photo: Yelp/AD H.

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You start seeing these

And begin planning a hurricane party. 

You start seeing these

And begin planning a hurricane party. 

Photo: The National Hurricane Center

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Paper towels

When you enter your house, even after just a few minutes outside, you use half a roll of these to dry off. 

Paper towels

When you enter your house, even after just a few minutes outside, you use half a roll of these to dry off. 

Photo: Rustic Elegance

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Or maybe you opt for something stronger

Keeping a clean dry towel around isn’t such a bad idea. 

Or maybe you opt for something stronger

Keeping a clean dry towel around isn’t such a bad idea. 

Photo: Karen Warren, Houston Chronicle

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This is an acceptable way to shirk daily chores

Beer me, please. 

This is an acceptable way to shirk daily chores

Beer me, please. 

Photo: Howard Castleberry/Houston Chronicle

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Floating the river is heaven

And those weird tan lines are pure hilarity

Floating the river is heaven

And those weird tan lines are pure hilarity

Photo: Alma E. Hernandez, For The San Antonio Express News

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Friday night lights begin warming up 

By August you’ll see high school football teams warming up ahead of the school year. We say a prayer each time we drive that they stay hydrated.

Friday night lights begin warming up 

By August you’ll see high school football teams warming up ahead of the school year. We say a prayer each time we drive that they stay hydrated.

Photo: Jason Fochtman, Houston Chronicle

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Feet come under fire

Sandals and shoes are a necessity as the sun turns most outdoor surfaces into frying pans. Hey, cut your toenails!

Feet come under fire

Sandals and shoes are a necessity as the sun turns most outdoor surfaces into frying pans. Hey, cut your toenails!

Photo: Mark Atkins

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Friends with pools

Friends with pools at their homes or apartments become some of your best, most cherished friends in the world. Until next summer. 

Friends with pools

Friends with pools at their homes or apartments become some of your best, most cherished friends in the world. Until next summer. 

Photo: Courtesy Of Sharon Ballas

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Mosquitoes

They become a bigger problem than ever, especially after those Texas rains. 

Mosquitoes

They become a bigger problem than ever, especially after those Texas rains. 

Photo: Joao Paulo Burini/Getty Images

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You don’t smell great

Most Texans in the summer smell like body odor, grass, sunblock, and bug spray and somehow you still manage to get dates . 

You don’t smell great

Most Texans in the summer smell like body odor, grass, sunblock, and bug spray and somehow you still manage to get dates . 

Photo: Paula Winkler/Getty Images/fStop

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Even the animals move slower

Easy there little guy. 

Even the animals move slower

Easy there little guy. 

Photo: Eric Kayne/Getty Images

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Yardwork

You either start doing this in the morning before the sun really gets angry, or late in the evening just before the sun finally sets. Yes, it does count as going to the gym. 

Yardwork

You either start doing this in the morning before the sun really gets angry, or late in the evening just before the sun finally sets. Yes, it does count as going to the gym. 

Photo: Vstock/Getty Images/Tetra Images RF

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Complaining reaches an all-time

The heat becomes an ice-breaker among strangers and helps you make new friends. 

Click through to see images that will warm every good Texan’s Lone Star heart…

Complaining reaches an all-time

The heat becomes an ice-breaker among strangers and helps you make new friends. 

Click through to see images that will warm every good Texan’s Lone Star heart…

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PHOTOS: Houston named one of the friendliest cities in America

Houston and two other Texas cities have been singled out by Travel + Leisure readers as some of the friendliest cities in the United States.

Click through to see other reasons you can be proud of Texas…

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PHOTOS: Houston named one of the friendliest cities in America

Houston and two other Texas cities have been singled out by Travel + Leisure readers as some of the friendliest cities in the United States.

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Photo: Jonathan Adler

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Smoked Texas barbecue from Gatlin’s Barbecue & Catering and Pizzitola’s Bar-B-Cue.

Smoked Texas barbecue from Gatlin’s Barbecue & Catering and Pizzitola’s Bar-B-Cue.

Photo: James Nielsen, Staff

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Members of the San Antonio Living History Association fire muskets Wednesday March 6, 2013 in front of the Alamo during the “Dawn at the Alamo” ceremony on the 177th anniversary of the battle for Texas independence.  less
Members of the San Antonio Living History Association fire muskets Wednesday March 6, 2013 in front of the Alamo during the “Dawn at the Alamo” ceremony on the 177th anniversary of the battle for Texas … more

Photo: JOHN DAVENPORT, STAFF

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Come and Take It Cannon



Texas Historical Commission

Come and Take It Cannon



Texas Historical Commission

Photo: TK

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This classic photo shows Nolan Ryan’s famous fight with Robin Ventura.

This classic photo shows Nolan Ryan’s famous fight with Robin Ventura.

Photo: Linda Kaye, AP

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J.J. Watt and ZZ Top, together in one picture. (ABC/Randy Holmes)

J.J. Watt and ZZ Top, together in one picture. (ABC/Randy Holmes)

Photo: Randy Holmes, File

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What the heck, here’s a photo of Watt riding a 

horse during the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Downtown Parade on Saturday, Feb. 25, 2012. 

What the heck, here’s a photo of Watt riding a 

horse during the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Downtown Parade on Saturday, Feb. 25, 2012. 

Photo: Mayra Beltran, Houston Chronicle

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Our spaceman, Scott Kelly, when touched back down to Earth after 340 days in space. 

Our spaceman, Scott Kelly, when touched back down to Earth after 340 days in space. 

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Houston-area fisherman Chris Nelson recently spent five hours with tattoo artist Larry Shaw Jr. at 3rd Generation Ink in the Heights getting a tattoo on his leg of a fish with inch marks on it, handy for making sure his catches go along with Texas fishing regulations. less
Houston-area fisherman Chris Nelson recently spent five hours with tattoo artist Larry Shaw Jr. at 3rd Generation Ink in the Heights getting a tattoo on his leg of a fish with inch marks on it, handy for making … more

Photo: Chris Nelson

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The Sam Houston statue south of Huntsville. 

The Sam Houston statue south of Huntsville. 

Photo: Steve Ueckert, Houston Chronicle

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A big bowl of pho served up in Houston. 

A big bowl of pho served up in Houston. 

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Willie Nelson performs at House of Blues, November 18, 2014.

Willie Nelson performs at House of Blues, November 18, 2014.

Photo: Jay Dryden, For The Houston Chronicle

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Ann Richards, who would have no doubt loved to have seen the 2016 presidential election. 

Ann Richards, who would have no doubt loved to have seen the 2016 presidential election. 

Photo: Fred R. Conrad, STF

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Bill Long, right, and his son eat at Whataburger off Silber Road.  Can we have some of your fries? 

Bill Long, right, and his son eat at Whataburger off Silber Road.  Can we have some of your fries? 

Photo: Dylan Aguilar, Staff

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In 1989, Boris Yeltsin and a handful of Soviet companions made an unscheduled 20-minute visit to a Randall’s Supermarket after touring the Johnson Space Center. Between trying free samples of cheese and produce and staring at the meat selections, Yeltsin roamed the aisles of Randall’s nodding his head in amazement. 

After viewing the wonderful bounty inside a Texas grocery store, he began to rethink communism. 

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In 1989, Boris Yeltsin and a handful of Soviet companions made an unscheduled 20-minute visit to a Randall’s Supermarket after touring the Johnson Space Center. Between trying free samples of cheese and produce … more

Photo: Larry Reese, File

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President John F. Kennedy smiles as he reaches into his pocket during a visit to the Manned Spacecraft Center (later renamed the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center), Houston, Texas, Sept. 12, 1962.

President John F. Kennedy smiles as he reaches into his pocket during a visit to the Manned Spacecraft Center (later renamed the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center), Houston, Texas, Sept. 12, 1962.

Photo: Bob Gomel, Time & Life Pictures/Getty Image

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The Fort Worth Stockyards transport visitors to the Old West.

The Fort Worth Stockyards transport visitors to the Old West.

Photo: handout

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Buc-ee’s Beaver Nuggets. Yeah, they’re just sugared corn pops. What of it? 

Buc-ee’s Beaver Nuggets. Yeah, they’re just sugared corn pops. What of it? 

Photo: Craig Hlavaty

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Chile con queso 

Chile con queso 

Photo: Dick Dace

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Sunset light on the Sierra del Carmen in Mexico and the Rio Grande River viewed from Hot Springs, Big Bend National Park, Texas. 

Sunset light on the Sierra del Carmen in Mexico and the Rio Grande River viewed from Hot Springs, Big Bend National Park, Texas. 

Photo: Willard Clay, Getty Images

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Texas bluebonnets in a field. 

Texas bluebonnets in a field. 

Photo: Ronnie Wiggin, Getty Images

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Texas actor Matthew McConaughey winning an Oscar. 

Texas actor Matthew McConaughey winning an Oscar. 

Photo: Kevin Winter, Staff

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Dallas Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach and Cowboys coach Tom Landry. 

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach and Cowboys coach Tom Landry. 

Photo: Chronicle Wire Services

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Comal River tubing. In Texas we can tube six months out of the year if we really want to. 

Comal River tubing. In Texas we can tube six months out of the year if we really want to. 

Photo: Jerry Lara, San Antonio Express-News

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View in Castle of the White Giants highlighting the Cavern’s largest column, the Watchtower, in Natural Bridge Caverns. 

View in Castle of the White Giants highlighting the Cavern’s largest column, the Watchtower, in Natural Bridge Caverns. 

Photo: Natural Bridge Caverns, Natural Bridge Caverns, Inc.

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The cast of “Friday Night Lights” seen here looking majestic, young, and virile. 

The cast of “Friday Night Lights” seen here looking majestic, young, and virile. 

Photo: Michael Muller

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Spend Valentine’s Day with a biker in Luckenbach: Show up early Friday to grab a camping spot and join the pickers’ circle, then prepare for a weekend of peace, love, Texas hippies and bikers at the annual Hug-In and Valentine Ball. Be sure to pick up a t-shirt at the gift shop.

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Spend Valentine’s Day with a biker in Luckenbach: Show up early Friday to grab a camping spot and join the pickers’ circle, then prepare for a weekend of peace, love, Texas hippies and bikers at the annual

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The Battleship Texas and the San Jacinto Monument seen on Friday, May 17, 2013, in Houston. ( Smiley N. Pool / Houston Chronicle )

The Battleship Texas and the San Jacinto Monument seen on Friday, May 17, 2013, in Houston. ( Smiley N. Pool / Houston Chronicle )

Photo: Smiley N. Pool, Staff

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Tacos tacos tacos 

Tacos tacos tacos 

Photo: Lisa Krantz

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Traffic on the IH-10 Katy Freeway viewed facing west near Loop 610 on Thursday, April 11, 2013, in Houston. ( Smiley N. Pool / Houston Chronicle )

Traffic on the IH-10 Katy Freeway viewed facing west near Loop 610 on Thursday, April 11, 2013, in Houston. ( Smiley N. Pool / Houston Chronicle )

Photo: Smiley N. Pool, Staff

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The display cases at Mi Tierra bakery in San Antonio’s Market Square.

The display cases at Mi Tierra bakery in San Antonio’s Market Square.

Photo: Greg Morago

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Climbing Enchanted Rock is a must-do for Texans.

Climbing Enchanted Rock is a must-do for Texans.

Photo: L. Williamson

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Shipley donuts, all lined up ready for your mouth. 

Shipley donuts, all lined up ready for your mouth. 

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Big Tex with some pretty Texans

Big Tex with some pretty Texans

Photo: Tony Gutierrez, Associated Press

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Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan show his “Luv ya Blue” shirt at a GOP fundraiser. in 1980. 

Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan show his “Luv ya Blue” shirt at a GOP fundraiser. in 1980. 

Photo: Larry Reese, Houston Chronicle

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Jumping in Barton Springs Pool near Zilker Park in Austin, TX

Jumping in Barton Springs Pool near Zilker Park in Austin, TX

Photo: Austin CVB

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Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth

Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth

Photo: Kristin Finan

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The iconic Lucas Gusher at Spindletop. 

The iconic Lucas Gusher at Spindletop. 

Photo: Frank J. Trost

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The Astrodome even captivates non-Houstonians. 

The Astrodome even captivates non-Houstonians. 

Photo: STF

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The Great Walk leading up to the south side of the Texas State Capitol building Tuesday, June 30, 2015, in Austin, Texas.

The Great Walk leading up to the south side of the Texas State Capitol building Tuesday, June 30, 2015, in Austin, Texas.

Photo: Gary Coronado, Houston Chronicle

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A racing armadillo is seen at the Pearland Crawfish Festival Friday, April 10, 2015, in Houston.

A racing armadillo is seen at the Pearland Crawfish Festival Friday, April 10, 2015, in Houston.

Photo: Jon Shapley, Houston Chronicle

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